If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
I find this so adorable :3💜
THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream
Women like this don’t actually exist, do they?
We exist all over the goddamn place.
I am like this thank you very much!
this will be us hehe
This is literally my relationship.
oh my god this is so freaking cute and that last picture omfg HAHAHA